Just Steven – Steven Hovriel

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After the breakup of Steven Hovriel’s Marriage to Hovriel Snedron, his descent into the nightmare world of Jobbion Infused Brine addiction was inevitable. This was an all time low for Steven, he lost everything. After spending his millions almost completely on brine, he became homeless, living on the streets of Glasgow, sleeping in bins , eating dogshit and playing hobrels in the street to pay for his brine habit. This would destroy any normal man, but not Steven Hovriel, he emerged from this pitiful existence like a brine addled shit and piss covered phoenix to create one of his most influential work.

“Just Steven” catapulted Steven back to the top of the charts. The first single from the album, “Bread and Foreskin” went triple platinum a couple of days after release. In a recent interview, Hovriel described it as his defining moment. In one afternoon, he managed to create a whole new sub-genre of Shendob called Downfall Shendob.

According to Steven,”Bread and Foreskin” is about his life on the streets and one day in particular when , whilst on a heavy brine trip ,marched through Glasgow city centre with a sausage roll sticking out of  his mouth and masturbating aggressively with a stale brioche which he’d stolen from a bargain bin in a local deli. Absolutely apoplectic with rage over his treatment by The Snedrons and more high than he’d ever been on the brine, Steven stamped around the streets shouting the words to “bread and foreskin” ,making them up as he went along.

Soon, like some sort of shitty, briney Pied Piper of Shendob he attracted a crowd, ultimately leading his new disciples to Kelvingrove park where he held an anti Snedrons rally. This was the start of something big……

For all you Hovriel fans who don’t own this pioneering track, it’s available on our soundcloud archive.

 

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The Hovriels : Shanis Nyrex E.P.

Now this is possibly among the most sought after of the wolfcock recordings back catalogue, The Hovriels seminal Shanis Nyrex E.P. WCOCKEP0012 an original numbered pressing of this (500 pressed)  (1999) would set you back over £600. legend has it that the hovriels , Stefan Hortengis and Muriel Shentovis (recording under the name Shrelinengis McNab) each put some of their own earwax into the vinyl when it was being pressed. Many people say that the high price of those first 500 records is due to Shentovis fans who feel like it’s a piece of their idol. Many of them had never seen  her in concert  before her tragic death in 2011. the feel that her earwax in the record gives it a warmth that modern digital recordings cannot emulate.

An urban legend about the 500 records is that you can tell whose earwax is in what record by the smell at 45rpm (even better if your deck has pitch control , crank it up to + 10%) you’ll be able to smell who it is…….

The A side is the title track, the pensive yet stimulating Shanis Nyrex  then  flip it over to side  B for the cerebral  “Art Of Shendob” . Astounding hobrel work from Stefan Hortengis and the lovely Muriel Shentovis’ vocals are sublime. definitely part of this new wave of shendob music , or future hobis music and latent píkarango .  anyway, definitely worth a listen if you like the hobrel or chobriel side of things.

R.I.P. Muriel Shentovis

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Javiél Nogis : Shendob e.p.

Javiiél Nogis represents the future of Shendobs and electric pee pee / hovrels mix. Future shendobs are usually about spaceships, big submarines, big robot fighting aliens or like a famous wolf shendob.

dedicated Shendob E.P. only from wolfcock records.

This style of music is was invented by  a man called Jobriel Shendob. He was a  trainee shebrle hovax but he has a dream one night that he is paralyzed and can’t scream but he is awake and sees an E.T. ghost finger poking up his nose. he can feel thousands of gigabytes of alien information being poked up by the finger.When he wakes up , he understand s a new alien language and learns how to make a chobriel shantyrex , allowing the folding of space and manufacturing of the first  Hobris Vessel.

The man goes into space on his Hobris – fitted with a  Jobbion Shielded Chobriel Shantyrex allowing the travelling of billions of light years and back in what seems like an instant.  On his way back from the Píkarango system, the hobris dropped out of light speed , ready to land on earth and while he’s orbiting the earth, waiting for his entry window, he sees a giant skeletor foetus gestating in space.it’ s a giant baby with a skeletor face- it must be a baddy . He realises that it is feeding off the earth like an egg yolk . you fucking filthy skeletor baby we humans are not an egg yolk for you to eat.!

he decides to kill  it before it gets too powerful. However that will mean that he will not be able to return to earth as he is using all his fuel to kill the  skeletor.

Floating in space…… what will happen. transmission ends….no signal, no signal…… this E.P. is the beginning of a journey into deep  shendob

The Shendob E.P. is a concept work, the lead track ” Jobriel oh Chobriel” tells the legendary tale of  Jobriel Shendob saving earth from the skeletor foetus in space and the B side is the aggressive, unrelenting “Fucking Wengis” telling the tale of a  Wengis who accidentally enters a restricted area in a Secret Service  Black-Ops Hobris Vessel. To avoid intruders stealing the technical readout for the ship’s Chobriel Shantyrex, it is Guarded by Randeron, a heavily armed, Titanium plated , Jobbion nitrate powered death machine.

If you like angry shendobs then this is where to start.

This is the definitive future shendob.

Coming soon to our archive, watch this space!

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