Shreliob Grellnier – looking at bums volumes 1 & 2 (Shendobi Beats/Enter the Shendobi)


Thanks to our Auckland office for uncovering this rare Shendob treasure, it certainly bolsters the Wolfcock back catalogue with the type of raw Shendob that we all know and love.

Of unknown origin, Shreliob Grrellnier worked as a bumhole assassin for a leading world power. His remit: kill on the instruction and whim of his shadowy masters. Grellnier was top of his game, supposedly eliminating over 3000 enemies of the state by his preferred method of execution – Jobbion Nitrate tipped blowdarts. His motto was “Aim for The Bum”……. he never missed.


Some time in the late 90’s  however, Shreliob was sent on a black ops mission to eliminate a supposed asset operating for an opposing faction…….

Shreliob located his target and stalked him for a few days, finding out where the easiest place would be to get a clean shot at the bum. He climbed through an air duct in the target’s apartment block and as he neared the vent into the apartment, he heard something that made him drop his poisoned darts and begin openly weeping.

That’s right shendob fans, his target turned out to be none other than Hobis Tarantl, master chendle player and he was playing the sweetest shendob man had ever heard. Shreliob climbed down from the vent and bowed before Maestro Hobis. “Master,teach me the art of Shendob” he said

Years later, Grellnier emerged from the apartment block a changed man and Shendob master. He vowed to turn his back on his old life and become a top selling Shendob artist.

His former employers did not share his new view on things however and targeted him for elimination. Legend has it that they’ve sent many top operatives after Grellnier and the ones who returned to H.Q. did so in a body bag , each containing a copy of Grellnier’s Looking at bums cd.

Despite numerous attempts by certain governments to apprehend him, Grellnier remains at large, producing maximum Shendob from a location unknown.

These 3 great Shendobs from this sublime two part E.P are available from our archive


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Black Toes Intolerant – Jobis Snedron


Seminal solo work by the self-proclaimed king of Shendob and Latent Píkarango. Prior to forming The Snedrons with his brother Hovriel Snedron, Jobis produced this wonder of Shendob/peepee music.

Based around his toenail biting sessions with one time love, the late Muriel Shentovis. One time she had some sort of gangrene and frostbite foot problem. As usual, she hid in a wheelie bin poking out her foot. Jobis was repulsed by this and promptly vomited into the wheelie bin and all over Muriel.

He suggested getting the foot removed and replaced with a hoof which, muriel agreed to eventually.

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Ménage à trois E.P – Steven Hovriel


Classic Steven  Hovriel but unfortunately there is a sad story behind this E.P.

Although still a member of The Hovriels at this time ( he was still married to Hovriel Snedron), he released this solo E.P. .The lead track on the E.P. was ” I’m Really Happy You Stole My Wife”  which , oddly enough was written and composed entirely by Jobis Snedron. At this point , Jobis Snedron was still playing as a session Hobrel player with The Hovriels and many people felt that he still held a grudge against Steven for marrying his brother, splitting up The Snedrons and then forming The Hovriels with Hovriel Snedron. Essentially, Jobis was annoyed about the succuss of the Hovriels (nearly as successful as The Snedrons in their early days).

The Hovriels were touring non stop in 2002 and to liven up the live shows, Jobis suggested to the Hovriel husbands that they should do a thing where they all take turns making the rest of the band sing a song written by another band member. The Hovriels agreed to this and had it written into their contract. This , however was a villainous plan of Jobis Snedron and Steven was falling into the trap…..

Headlining at the  Píkarango festival in november 2002,  it was Jobis’s turn to pick the song. He knew that Steven was still upset over Jobis’s young Shendob protégé Javíel Nogis stealing his wife, even though he was married now to Hovriel Snedron and wrote a song about it where Steven has to sing about the loss of his wife and in the climactic moments of the song, punch himself repeatedly in the face.

Jobis went one step further with his vile scheme by convincing Steven that the song was given to him in a dream by the ghost ofJobriel Shendob (the inventor of Shendob music). Steven’s love of Shendob music meant that he could not deny this request. Steven then performed the song, much to Jobis’s glee, in front of 700,000 people at the Píkarango Festival. the crowd stood silent as Steven punched himself in the face again and again.

Baically, this was the song that broke the Hovriels up . Hovriel Snedron could see that Steven loved his wife more than him and he walked away. He didn’t even visit Steven in Hospital. As a consequence of this and the withrawal from high strength painkillers after his facial reconstruction, Steven Hovriel descended into the world of Brine addiction. Due to the legislation regarding Jobbion14 storage in Brine/L.Casei immunitas, there was now a black market in Jobbion infused Brine and Steven consumed more brine than was actually possible for a human being.

All in all, a beautiful tune but a heartbreaking tale.

Luckily we managed to track down a copy of this song and have uploaded it to our archive. Have a listen, Hovriel’s voice is in peak condition on this one.


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The Hovriels : Shanis Nyrex E.P.

Now this is possibly among the most sought after of the wolfcock recordings back catalogue, The Hovriels seminal Shanis Nyrex E.P. WCOCKEP0012 an original numbered pressing of this (500 pressed)  (1999) would set you back over £600. legend has it that the hovriels , Stefan Hortengis and Muriel Shentovis (recording under the name Shrelinengis McNab) each put some of their own earwax into the vinyl when it was being pressed. Many people say that the high price of those first 500 records is due to Shentovis fans who feel like it’s a piece of their idol. Many of them had never seen  her in concert  before her tragic death in 2011. the feel that her earwax in the record gives it a warmth that modern digital recordings cannot emulate.

An urban legend about the 500 records is that you can tell whose earwax is in what record by the smell at 45rpm (even better if your deck has pitch control , crank it up to + 10%) you’ll be able to smell who it is…….

The A side is the title track, the pensive yet stimulating Shanis Nyrex  then  flip it over to side  B for the cerebral  “Art Of Shendob” . Astounding hobrel work from Stefan Hortengis and the lovely Muriel Shentovis’ vocals are sublime. definitely part of this new wave of shendob music , or future hobis music and latent píkarango .  anyway, definitely worth a listen if you like the hobrel or chobriel side of things.

R.I.P. Muriel Shentovis

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Javiél Nogis : Shendob e.p.

Javiiél Nogis represents the future of Shendobs and electric pee pee / hovrels mix. Future shendobs are usually about spaceships, big submarines, big robot fighting aliens or like a famous wolf shendob.

dedicated Shendob E.P. only from wolfcock records.

This style of music is was invented by  a man called Jobriel Shendob. He was a  trainee shebrle hovax but he has a dream one night that he is paralyzed and can’t scream but he is awake and sees an E.T. ghost finger poking up his nose. he can feel thousands of gigabytes of alien information being poked up by the finger.When he wakes up , he understand s a new alien language and learns how to make a chobriel shantyrex , allowing the folding of space and manufacturing of the first  Hobris Vessel.

The man goes into space on his Hobris – fitted with a  Jobbion Shielded Chobriel Shantyrex allowing the travelling of billions of light years and back in what seems like an instant.  On his way back from the Píkarango system, the hobris dropped out of light speed , ready to land on earth and while he’s orbiting the earth, waiting for his entry window, he sees a giant skeletor foetus gestating in’ s a giant baby with a skeletor face- it must be a baddy . He realises that it is feeding off the earth like an egg yolk . you fucking filthy skeletor baby we humans are not an egg yolk for you to eat.!

he decides to kill  it before it gets too powerful. However that will mean that he will not be able to return to earth as he is using all his fuel to kill the  skeletor.

Floating in space…… what will happen. transmission ends….no signal, no signal…… this E.P. is the beginning of a journey into deep  shendob

The Shendob E.P. is a concept work, the lead track ” Jobriel oh Chobriel” tells the legendary tale of  Jobriel Shendob saving earth from the skeletor foetus in space and the B side is the aggressive, unrelenting “Fucking Wengis” telling the tale of a  Wengis who accidentally enters a restricted area in a Secret Service  Black-Ops Hobris Vessel. To avoid intruders stealing the technical readout for the ship’s Chobriel Shantyrex, it is Guarded by Randeron, a heavily armed, Titanium plated , Jobbion nitrate powered death machine.

If you like angry shendobs then this is where to start.

This is the definitive future shendob.

Coming soon to our archive, watch this space!

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