Just Steven – Steven Hovriel

steven-hovriel-bread

After the breakup of Steven Hovriel’s Marriage to Hovriel Snedron, his descent into the nightmare world of Jobbion Infused Brine addiction was inevitable. This was an all time low for Steven, he lost everything. After spending his millions almost completely on brine, he became homeless, living on the streets of Glasgow, sleeping in bins , eating dogshit and playing hobrels in the street to pay for his brine habit. This would destroy any normal man, but not Steven Hovriel, he emerged from this pitiful existence like a brine addled shit and piss covered phoenix to create one of his most influential work.

“Just Steven” catapulted Steven back to the top of the charts. The first single from the album, “Bread and Foreskin” went triple platinum a couple of days after release. In a recent interview, Hovriel described it as his defining moment. In one afternoon, he managed to create a whole new sub-genre of Shendob called Downfall Shendob.

According to Steven,”Bread and Foreskin” is about his life on the streets and one day in particular when , whilst on a heavy brine trip ,marched through Glasgow city centre with a sausage roll sticking out of  his mouth and masturbating aggressively with a stale brioche which he’d stolen from a bargain bin in a local deli. Absolutely apoplectic with rage over his treatment by The Snedrons and more high than he’d ever been on the brine, Steven stamped around the streets shouting the words to “bread and foreskin” ,making them up as he went along.

Soon, like some sort of shitty, briney Pied Piper of Shendob he attracted a crowd, ultimately leading his new disciples to Kelvingrove park where he held an anti Snedrons rally. This was the start of something big……

For all you Hovriel fans who don’t own this pioneering track, it’s available on our soundcloud archive.

 

Creative Commons License
Wolfcock Recordings is licensed under a

Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

The Snedrons: I Hate Necks

WCOCK LP003  This album is much more laid back  than on previous outings. many critics put this down to hovriel snedron marrying steven as a hovriel.  jobis only wanted snedrons or no last name people but not a hovlreiel. the album title is a direct attack on steven’s neck  which jobis made fun of on the  tour bus for being too long.. at this time they also had a disagreement with their manager alan rantaris about the homis kettle on the tour.many fans still blame Rantaris for the band splitting years later

 

Creative Commons License
Wolfcock Recordings is licensed under a

Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

The Snedrons: Manually Resetting Your Gooch

WCOCK LP001

Some would say that this is the definitive Snedrons album. This was released on a tight budget and many believe that this shows in the raw energy of tunes likes Mi Mama Hobris and Bidre Shevle. At the time the Snedron brothers working in a Hobret & Choble shengis  factory, fitting gooches onto the homis  kettles. Hard and dangerous work for little pay. 12 hours a day and they saw a few of their friends die in accidents, mainly working the hobris press or cleaning the Proxl.

The tune “Proxl, Woxl, Toxl, Aoxl” is basically a tune about the deaths of their colleagues who all died cleaning the Proxl. At night though, they would be  playing traditional hobrel and traditional old syle shendob in bars and pee pee clubs.

then one night Jobis & Hovriel had a dream  about an alien telling them about a new kind of thing and they made this album of sweet hobrel infused shendob and stopped working for Hobret & Choble as they were bad employers. They set up a charity for men injured in accidents at the factory and the owners of Hobret &Choble were made to pay damages to all the families.

Unfortunately some of the old men never got to see their compensation money as they had ganglion poisoning from working with Jobbion 14 .Unfortunately this volatile substance was used extensively in in the  manufacturing of homis kettles in the 60s ,70s and early 80’s (prior to 1984 legislation  on brine/L.Casei Immunitas storage of Jobbion Nitrate )

The song “Sweet Brendle My Dear. ” is dedicated to these men who never got justice for contracting deadly jobbion poisoning . R. I. P. the Hobret & Choble 6

Very Rare Steven Hovriel : Live at wengis festival.

Image

First released in 2003 1 sided brown vinyl. WCOCK LP006

definitely under rated as far as steven hovriel goes. after divorcing hovriel snedron in early  2003 he experimented heavily with brine. he does a sublime pee pee  solo on this album as well as the hobrels. delightful stuff.  much sought after by collectors of pee pee / fusion hobrel music