If you stay with me too long I’ll feed you jobbion (and then make you cry) – Steven Hovriel

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Another incredibly controversial track from the “Just Steven” album by Steven Hovriel. The true depth of this song will always be shrouded in mystery given that Steven’s eventual prosecution and enforced rehab means that he can now sue anyone who asks him about this song.

Many people have mistaken this song as some kind of lament – Steven had reached critical mass with his jobbion addiction and had now discovered that feeding jobbion to beautiful women and then forcing them to tears delivered a powerful yet refined brine hit. He was no longer interested in sex, or even in the health of the people he claimed to love. Steven was boasting in this song.

In 2002, there were 0 recorded deaths related to jobbion poisoning in Glasgow. In 2003 there were 392 deaths related to jobbion poisoning in Glasgow. Steven was arrested in February 2004 by which point there were 147 deaths that year related to jobbion poisoning in Glasgow. No further deaths have been recorded since in Glasgow.

Steven was given a lenient sentence after all his hard work bringing impromtu festivals to local parks.We must remember, at this time that possession of Jobbion14 or refined Jobbion Nitrate would earn you a severe sentence indeed, most commonly addicts were sentenced to many years of hard labour in the Jobbion Mines of Shanis Nyrex. His critics call the trial a farce but we here at Wolfcock Records are just happy to hear more of his lost music.

Please refrain from commenting on this song as he has been known to approach people personally.

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Javiél Nogis featuring The David Chobrel Experience – Wolfcock Ghostpunch E.P : Deep Fucking Shendob

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Just as announced last month, Javiél Nogis releases some Deep Shendob upit from Wolfcock recordings. In this journey into shendob nogis style, we are accompanied by The David Chobriel Experience as well. Coincidentally, he is the son of Alasdair and Gaviscon Shentobriel,  famous faces on the homis party circuit in the late 70’s. Everyone knew that no-one threw a  party better than the Shentobriels, it was anything goes round their bit. It was at one of their parties in 1979 where the infamous “Shentobriel Massacre” took place.

Anyway the main tune on this E.P. is “wolfcock Ghostpunch” and as the ever versatile nogis says on this one “take on my style, you get a lesson in fuck off style, wolfcock ghostpunch in your fucking face” . This is exactly what Nogis is all about , it’s future shendob like no other does it. His partner in crime on this one is  the ever polite David Chobriel Experience who introduces us into the dark depths of Nogis Style future shendobs where we learn of Javiél Nogis’s secret move “the Wolfcock Ghost Punch” .

Splendid stuff. This great piece of contemporary Future/Deep Shendob is available in our archive

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Shreliob Grellnier – looking at bums volumes 1 & 2 (Shendobi Beats/Enter the Shendobi)

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Thanks to our Auckland office for uncovering this rare Shendob treasure, it certainly bolsters the Wolfcock back catalogue with the type of raw Shendob that we all know and love.

Of unknown origin, Shreliob Grrellnier worked as a bumhole assassin for a leading world power. His remit: kill on the instruction and whim of his shadowy masters. Grellnier was top of his game, supposedly eliminating over 3000 enemies of the state by his preferred method of execution – Jobbion Nitrate tipped blowdarts. His motto was “Aim for The Bum”……. he never missed.

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Some time in the late 90’s  however, Shreliob was sent on a black ops mission to eliminate a supposed asset operating for an opposing faction…….

Shreliob located his target and stalked him for a few days, finding out where the easiest place would be to get a clean shot at the bum. He climbed through an air duct in the target’s apartment block and as he neared the vent into the apartment, he heard something that made him drop his poisoned darts and begin openly weeping.

That’s right shendob fans, his target turned out to be none other than Hobis Tarantl, master chendle player and he was playing the sweetest shendob man had ever heard. Shreliob climbed down from the vent and bowed before Maestro Hobis. “Master,teach me the art of Shendob” he said

Years later, Grellnier emerged from the apartment block a changed man and Shendob master. He vowed to turn his back on his old life and become a top selling Shendob artist.

His former employers did not share his new view on things however and targeted him for elimination. Legend has it that they’ve sent many top operatives after Grellnier and the ones who returned to H.Q. did so in a body bag , each containing a copy of Grellnier’s Looking at bums cd.

Despite numerous attempts by certain governments to apprehend him, Grellnier remains at large, producing maximum Shendob from a location unknown.

These 3 great Shendobs from this sublime two part E.P are available from our archive

 

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Just Steven – Steven Hovriel

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After the breakup of Steven Hovriel’s Marriage to Hovriel Snedron, his descent into the nightmare world of Jobbion Infused Brine addiction was inevitable. This was an all time low for Steven, he lost everything. After spending his millions almost completely on brine, he became homeless, living on the streets of Glasgow, sleeping in bins , eating dogshit and playing hobrels in the street to pay for his brine habit. This would destroy any normal man, but not Steven Hovriel, he emerged from this pitiful existence like a brine addled shit and piss covered phoenix to create one of his most influential work.

“Just Steven” catapulted Steven back to the top of the charts. The first single from the album, “Bread and Foreskin” went triple platinum a couple of days after release. In a recent interview, Hovriel described it as his defining moment. In one afternoon, he managed to create a whole new sub-genre of Shendob called Downfall Shendob.

According to Steven,”Bread and Foreskin” is about his life on the streets and one day in particular when , whilst on a heavy brine trip ,marched through Glasgow city centre with a sausage roll sticking out of  his mouth and masturbating aggressively with a stale brioche which he’d stolen from a bargain bin in a local deli. Absolutely apoplectic with rage over his treatment by The Snedrons and more high than he’d ever been on the brine, Steven stamped around the streets shouting the words to “bread and foreskin” ,making them up as he went along.

Soon, like some sort of shitty, briney Pied Piper of Shendob he attracted a crowd, ultimately leading his new disciples to Kelvingrove park where he held an anti Snedrons rally. This was the start of something big……

For all you Hovriel fans who don’t own this pioneering track, it’s available on our soundcloud archive.

 

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Black Toes Intolerant – Jobis Snedron

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Seminal solo work by the self-proclaimed king of Shendob and Latent Píkarango. Prior to forming The Snedrons with his brother Hovriel Snedron, Jobis produced this wonder of Shendob/peepee music.

Based around his toenail biting sessions with one time love, the late Muriel Shentovis. One time she had some sort of gangrene and frostbite foot problem. As usual, she hid in a wheelie bin poking out her foot. Jobis was repulsed by this and promptly vomited into the wheelie bin and all over Muriel.

He suggested getting the foot removed and replaced with a hoof which, muriel agreed to eventually.

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Jobby Altar – Muriel Shentovis

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Early and definitive Muriel Shentovis single from around the time that she was having an on-off relationship with Jobis Snedron. This is a song about them arranging to meet up and go on a date together but Muriel can’t decide where to meet. Initially she wants to meet up at the Jobby Altar near the BBC but then decides to meet at the monument of death for some toenail biting with Jobis Snedron.

Lovely vocals by the lovely Muriel, she’s sorely missed by all of us here at Wolfcock Recordings.

Luckily for you shendob fans, this great tune is also available in our archive.

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Ménage à trois E.P – Steven Hovriel

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Classic Steven  Hovriel but unfortunately there is a sad story behind this E.P.

Although still a member of The Hovriels at this time ( he was still married to Hovriel Snedron), he released this solo E.P. .The lead track on the E.P. was ” I’m Really Happy You Stole My Wife”  which , oddly enough was written and composed entirely by Jobis Snedron. At this point , Jobis Snedron was still playing as a session Hobrel player with The Hovriels and many people felt that he still held a grudge against Steven for marrying his brother, splitting up The Snedrons and then forming The Hovriels with Hovriel Snedron. Essentially, Jobis was annoyed about the succuss of the Hovriels (nearly as successful as The Snedrons in their early days).

The Hovriels were touring non stop in 2002 and to liven up the live shows, Jobis suggested to the Hovriel husbands that they should do a thing where they all take turns making the rest of the band sing a song written by another band member. The Hovriels agreed to this and had it written into their contract. This , however was a villainous plan of Jobis Snedron and Steven was falling into the trap…..

Headlining at the  Píkarango festival in november 2002,  it was Jobis’s turn to pick the song. He knew that Steven was still upset over Jobis’s young Shendob protégé Javíel Nogis stealing his wife, even though he was married now to Hovriel Snedron and wrote a song about it where Steven has to sing about the loss of his wife and in the climactic moments of the song, punch himself repeatedly in the face.

Jobis went one step further with his vile scheme by convincing Steven that the song was given to him in a dream by the ghost ofJobriel Shendob (the inventor of Shendob music). Steven’s love of Shendob music meant that he could not deny this request. Steven then performed the song, much to Jobis’s glee, in front of 700,000 people at the Píkarango Festival. the crowd stood silent as Steven punched himself in the face again and again.

Baically, this was the song that broke the Hovriels up . Hovriel Snedron could see that Steven loved his wife more than him and he walked away. He didn’t even visit Steven in Hospital. As a consequence of this and the withrawal from high strength painkillers after his facial reconstruction, Steven Hovriel descended into the world of Brine addiction. Due to the legislation regarding Jobbion14 storage in Brine/L.Casei immunitas, there was now a black market in Jobbion infused Brine and Steven consumed more brine than was actually possible for a human being.

All in all, a beautiful tune but a heartbreaking tale.

Luckily we managed to track down a copy of this song and have uploaded it to our archive. Have a listen, Hovriel’s voice is in peak condition on this one.

 

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